One Paragraph Thoughts

This page is for short, one paragraph thoughts that run through my mind during the day. They are not always coherent or sensible.

April 16, 2019

Parking spaces and urinals. Same rule applies. Fill in the odd numbers first.

January 31, 2019

This morning I received an email that said, “Congratulations! You are one step closer to driving for Uber!” For a minute, I thought I’d just been fired.

For a minute, I was wondering whether or not anyone still made those old fashioned, rotary cell phones.

January 29, 2019

Serial killers probably make excellent neighbors. Every time they arrest a serial killer, they interview the neighbors. First and most importantly, the neighbors are alive. If a serial killer preyed on their neighbors, they would be caught too fast so, living next to a serial killer seems to be a pretty safe place to be. Second, they always say that the killer was quiet and kept to themselves; they never caused any trouble. What more could you want in a neighbor?

January 25, 2019

I was eating a crumb doughnut. After I took the last bite, I dropped the little paper plate and spilled the crumbs all over my lap and chair. At first I was upset, but then I realized that I chose that type of donut, and by eating the donut, I agreed to accept both the rewards and the risks. I calmly cleaned up the crumbs and felt quite “Zen” about myself.