About five years ago, I started snoring. If you ask my ex-wife, it has been longer than that, but it didn’t get to the point where I was waking myself until then. I’d been disturbing her for some time, allegedly. A CPAP machine is a medical device that helps prevent certain types of snoring. It …
Does everyone go through a mid-life crisis? I was going to start this article with a statement that everyone does. Then, I thought about it. Maybe not everyone does. Perhaps some have multiple, possibly concurrent, mid-life crisis. While others have none. I’ve had a few myself, so I think it’s a universal thing but, this …
A little over two years ago, my wife and I separated. We decided it was time to move on and file for divorce. In the past six months, we’ve agreed to terms a few times, only to have it fall apart a few weeks later. We’d agree on conditions then some well-meaning friends would bring …
Trying to meet someone can be difficult. After my marriage of 23 years ended, I tried jumping back into dating by trying out a few different apps. These are my thoughts on dating, the internet, and Oxford commas. I was looking for something more than just a one-night stand (although a few of those wouldn’t …
Dear PETA, I read your recent tweet, and I see that you’ve been watching English idioms like a hawk. You’re mad as a hornet about “bringing home the bacon”, but culture changes at a snail’s pace. You’re busy as a bee, trying to open a can of worms but the rest of us don’t want …