Midioms: Mixed up Idioms

Turn up the clock as you wind back the page.
Dogs act like ponies as you show your age.

Picture of ass and a piece of good health.
Share the surprise when you’re taken by wealth.

Stick to a head when you’re forging your guns.
Work off your fancy while I tickle your buns.

At the drop of a horn, you can blow your own hat.
It’s like hearding lines as you read between cats.

Daydreaming oxen as strong as believers
I’m busy as bacon, so bring home the beavers.

I’m along for the memory, may I please jog your ride?
Let it shift for a little while I graveyard your slide.

With a clean nook and cranny, I’ve searched every sheet.
Think on your hilltop. Die on your feet.

-wgd